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How did you kill 50 people in a car accident?

Policeman: how did you kill 50 people in a car accident?

Man: i was driving at about 40mph,when i tried to stop i found out that i had no brakes..i saw two men walking on the street and a wedding on the other side of the street,whom do you think i should hit?

Policeman: of course the two men,that will be less damage.

Man: thats what i thought too,but when i did hit the first guy, the other one ran to the wedding,so i had to chase him there and there was collateral damage…


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