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Yo mamma classics

Yo mamma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mamma is so think she threw a stone at the floor and missed.

Yo mamma is so fat her bowl of cerial comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mamma is so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday.

Yo mamma is so fat her belt size is equator.

Yo mamma is so fat she has her own gravitional pull.

Yo mamma is so thick she got locked in Toys R us and got bored.

Yo mamma is so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to put her M&M’s in alphabetical order.

Yo mamma is so stupid she went to the dentist to get her bluetooth.

Yo mamma is so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mamma is so fat when she goes the cinema shes sitting next to everyone.


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