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Man U fan and a Liverpool fan have a head on car crash

A Manchester United fan and a Liverpool fan were driving head on one night and their cars collide . To their amazement neither is hurt but both cars are destroyed. In celebration of their good luck they agree to put their differences aside from that moment on and the Liverpool fan goes to the boot of his car and fetches a 12 yr old bottle of whisky. He hands it to the Manc fan who exclaims, “may the Mancs and the Scousers live together forever in peace & harmony” & then gulps down half the bottle. He goes
to hand the bottle to liverpool fan who replies, “no thanks, i’ll just wait til the police get here you manc cunt”

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