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A boss interviews four girls

A boss has to interview four girls for a secretary position.

He asked each of them the same tricky question…

Boss: “A woman normally has two lips. What’s the difference between the

First Girl: “one is hairy, the other isn’t!”
Boss: “ok.. good!”

Second Girl: “one can talk but the other can’t!”
Boss: “that’s better!”

Third Girl: “one is vertical & the other is horizontal!”
Boss: “Hmm.. clever!”

Last Girl: “one is for MY use & the other is for my BOSS!”
Boss: “you are HIRED..

Bakari, who drank my wine?

Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to buy pastis (a French wine that changes colour if you add water).

Bakari as usual, takes a mouthful and add water to replace what he drank However, soon after he added water the pastis became milky.

When the Boss came back and noticed it, he was sure he had managed to nail Bakari as thief!!! At that same moment Bakari realized he was in trouble and decided to go into the kitchen.

The Boss told his wife that ‘Mary, you will see today,he will be obliged to acknowledge’. So he calls Bakari.

He shouted: ‘Bakari!’.

Bakari answered: ‘Yes, Boss’.

Boss: ‘Who drank my pastis?’.

No answer.

The Boss reiterated his question: ‘Who drank my wine?’

Still; No answer.

Then the Boss went to fetch Bakari from the kitchen and says to him:

You insane or what? Why when I call you, you say yes boss’ but when I ask you a question you don’t answer me?

Bakari retorted that ‘It is that boss, when you are in the kitchen there, you don’t hear anything at all, except the name.

Then to prove that Bakari lies, the Boss says to him: ‘You stay beside Madam here, me I go in the kitchen, and you ask me a question ‘. Bakari accepted and the Boss went in the kitchen.

Bakari shouted: ‘Boss’.
He answered: ‘Yes, Bakari’.

Bakari continued: ‘Who goes in the maid bedroom when the Madam is not here? ‘.

No answer.

Bakari shouted again: ‘Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?’

No answer.

Bakari shouted again (third time): ‘Boss, I say who made the maid pregnant?’

The Boss returns from the kitchen running and says, Bakari; it is true, you are right. When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, only the name!

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son and went to bed early.

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.
Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her lady boss.

Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

“No way,” the blonde exclaimed. “I almost got caught yesterday.”