Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him “tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!! “The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box… gift wrapped in the middle of the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale… Bob has been missing since Friday! Re-post this when you’re done laughing!