Tag: blonde melon jokes
This dumb blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.
The guy asks, ”What are you carrying?”
”Melons,” the dumb blonde replies.
”Cool,” the guy says. “If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?”
The dumb blonde giggles and says, ”If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.”