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Blonde eating her lunch

A brunette, a redhead, and  blonde are all sitting on the top of their school building eating their lunches. The brunette looks at her lunch and says, “If i get a ham sandwich one more day for lunch, i’m gonna jump off this building!” The redhead looks at her lunch and says, “If i get a turkey sandwich one more day for lunch, i’m gonna jump off this building!” The blonde looks at her lunch and says, “If i get a pb&j sandwich one more day for lunch, i’m gonna jump off this building!” The next day, the brunette sees a ham sandwich is put for her and jumps off. The redhead sees a turkey sandwich is put for her and jumps off. The blonde sees a pb&j sandwich is put for her and jumps off. At the funeral, the brunette’s mom cries, “If only I knew that she didn’t want a ham sandwich!” The redhead’s mom cries, “If only I knew that she didn’t want a turkey sandwich!” But the blonde’s mom is laughing. The other two moms ask her why she is laughing and she says, “My daughter packs her own lunch.”


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