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Blind man smells the fork and orders

A blind man went to a restaurant. “Menu sir?” Asked the owner. “Im blind. Just bring me one of your dirty forks. I will smell it & order.” The confused owner got a fork. The blind man smelt the fork with a deep breath. “Yes, i will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring veg.” Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate & left. 2 weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking. He said, “do me a favour and rub this fork over your pussy!”, which she does! He then goes to the blindman & gives him the fork. The blind man takes it, puts it to his nose and says, “fuck me, i never knew Brenda worked here!”

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