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An old blind cowboy wants to tell a blonde joke – Funny jokes

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice. the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, ┬áthat you should know five things: 1 the bartender is a blonde girl with a basaeball bat. 2 the bouncer is a blonde girl. 3 Im a 6 foot tall, 175 blonde woman with a black belt in Karate 4 The woman sitting next to be is blonde and a weight lifter. 5 The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously mister do you still want to tell that joke?” ┬áThe blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters “No…Not if im gonna have to explain it five times.”


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