Tag: best your mum jokes

Your mum is so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Your mum is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Your mum is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Your mum is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Your mum is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Your mum is so stupid she sold her car for petrol money!

Your mums armpits are so hairy, she looks likes she has bob marley in aheadlock

Ya mama’s so ugly, God’s thinking of issuing a recall.

Yo mommas so fat she had to baptised at seaworld.

Your mamma is so fat, when she finally decided to go on a diet, Mcdonalds went out of business.

Your mamma so Dumb she takes a ruler to bed to see how long she sleeps.

Your mum’s so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil.

Yo mum’s so fat she puts mayonaise on asprin.

Yo mamma’s so stupid that she got run over by a parked car.