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Funny Jokes (Top 5)

A year has passed since Jokideo was created, I thought to share with you the top 5 “funny jokes” from this blog voted by the public, the winning category is “funny jokes”.

In reverse order here are the top 5 jokes from “funny jokes” category! enjoy!

Funny Jokes – 5th place:

An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Bubba:
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love, Dad

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
For heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up that garden. That’s where I buried the BODIES.
Love, Bubba

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local Police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
That same day, the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad:
Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. It’s the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Bubba…

Funny Jokes – 4th place:

A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it at dinner.
“Son, where were you today?”
Son says “at school dad.”
Robot slaps the son
“Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates!”
“what dvd?”
“Toy story.”
Robot slaps the son again!
“Ok, it was a porno” cries the son.
“When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was” says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs “hahaha! He’s certainly your son.”
Robot slaps the mum!

Funny Jokes – 3rd place:

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”

“Quiet!” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, officer, I just wanted to say,”

“And I said be quiet! You’re going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you, the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” answered the guy in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

Funny Jokes – 2nd place:

A Manchester United fan and a Liverpool fan were driving head on one night and their cars collide . To their amazement neither is hurt but both cars are destroyed. In celebration of their good luck they agree to put their differences aside from that moment on and the Liverpool fan goes to the boot of his car and fetches a 12 yr old bottle of whisky. He hands it to the Manc fan who exclaims, “may the Mancs and the Scousers live together forever in peace & harmony” & then gulps down half the bottle. He goes
to hand the bottle to liverpool fan who replies, “no thanks, i’ll just wait til the police get here you manc cunt”

Funny Jokes – 1st place:

Some people may not find this funny but others find it hairlarious! Try not to laugh!

Thank you for visiting Jokideo for the past year and hopefully I will keep you entertained with the latest funny jokes, funny videos, funny pictures, animal jokes, blonde jokes, games, irish jokes, mum jokes, offensive jokes, rude jokes and sick jokes!

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