Tag: ball jokes

Karate dog

A woman walks into a pet store and asks for a guard dog, the shop keeper then hands her a tiny dog and says ‘this dog can do karate, just say an object and say karate right after”. The shop keeper then shouts ‘karate the table’, the dog jumps up and smashes the table; ‘karate my chair’ the dog then smashes the chair. Delighted, the woman takes the tiny dog home and shows it to her boyfrend who screams ‘what the hell is this?’ the woman responds ‘it does karate’. The boyfriend responds ‘karate my balls’…

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