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The horse and the angry jockey

“Right, you bloody good for nothing horse, you lose here today and it’ll be the milk round for you tomorrow morning.” said the angry jockey.

The race began and by the fifth jump it was obvious that the horse was going to lose. The jockey took out his whip and gave it a sharp thwack.

“Steady on there” said the horse. “I’ve got to be up at four o’clock in the morning.”


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