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80 year old wants cowboy boots – funny jokes

Bert, age 80, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “notice anything different about me?” Margaret, who is 75 looked him over. “Nope” frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, “notice anything different now?” Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, “Bert, whats the different? Its hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, itll be hanging down again tomorrow.” Furious, Bert yelled, “AND DO YOU ¬†KNOW WHY ITS HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?” “Nope. Not a clue” she replied. “ITS HANGING DOWN BECAUSE ITS LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!” Without missing a beat Margret replied, “Should of bought a hat Bert…. You should of bought a hat!”


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