Son asks his Dad the difference between theoretically

Son asks his Dad the difference between theoretically & realistically. Dad says that’s hard, but I have an idea. Ask Mum if she would sleep with Wayne Rooney for £1million. Mum says yes. Dad says now ask your sister if she would. Sister says yes. Dad says go ask your brother. He says yes. Well there you go son, thats your answer, theoretically we’re sitting on £3million quid, but realistically we’re living with 2 slags and a fucking queer.

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