Smartest joke of 2011

A man & his date parked by the road & wanted to have sex. The lady said,
“I should have said this earlier,I’m actually a hooker and I charge £20 for sex,” she said.
The man reluctantly paid her, and they had sex. After the act, the man refused to drive.
” Aren’t we going back to town?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have said this before, I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is £50.”

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