Sickest joke of 2011

A bloke on a night time fishing session decides to start a conversation with the angler next to him.
“Alright mate. Here on holiday?”

“Nah” he repies. “I’m on my honeymoon.”

“On your honeymoon!! So why the hell aren’t you at home fucking the life out your missus?”

“Can’t do that.” he replies. “She got every STD imaginable. Her minge is covered in suppurating sores and leaks a constant stream of foul smelling green goo.”

“Well, why not go up trap 2 and pound the fuck out of her arse?”

“Can’t do that” he says. “She’s had a rectal prolapse and you can basically see her kidneys. The sphincter muscle has ripped and shit continually drips down the inside of her leg.”

“Well, if you don’t mind me asking. Why the fuck did you marry someone so foul and disgusting?”

“For the maggots.”

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