Painful male joke

A guy was sleeping naked on the beach covering his manhood with a book and a little girl comes along and asks him whats under the book. He says its a BIRD and goes to sleep. He gets up to find himself in the hospital not feeling his lower parts. The doctor calls the girl who was present at the time when the ambulance picked the man, so the doctor asks the girl what happened to the man and she says that… “i was playing with the bird until it SPAT on me, so i got angry and i BROKE its NECK, CRUSHED the EGGS and BURNT the NEST

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