Paddys big brass gong

An paddy takes his mates back to see his new flat, and after a few more beers one of the lads asks him whats the big brass gong hanging on the wall, Paddy says “It’s my speaking clock!” “How does it work?” “I’ll show you!” and he hits it full pelt with a claw hammer, And a voice from next door yells”bloody hell paddy, its twenty to three in the morning!!

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