Paddy, Mick and the flag pole

Paddy & Mick are trying to estimate the height of a flag pole. A builder walks past & they explain their problem. He says, “That’s simple fellas, watch this.” He unbolts it, lies it flat & measures it. Paddy says to Mick, “Thick twat! We want to know the height not the fucking length!”

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