Navel Officer met a Pirate joke

A naval officer met a pirate at an inn and couldn’t help but noticing that the pirate had a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch.
“How did you get the wooden leg?” asked the officer.
“Well,” said the pirate, “we were in a storm at sea and I was swept overboard into shark-infested waters. And one of the sharks bit off my leg.”
“That’s terrible,” said the officer. “What about the hook? How did you come by that?”
“Well” said the pirate, “we were boarding an enemy ship and in the heat of battle, my right hand was sliced off by an enemy swordsman.”
“How terrible,” said the officer. “And the eye patch?”
“A seagull dropping fell into my eye.”
“You lost your eye because of a seagull dropping?”
“Well, it was my first day with the hook.”

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