My wife laying dead

My wife lay dying. I was by her bedside.she said in a tired voice.”There’s something I must confess.”
“Shhh. There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s all right.”
“No I must die in peace. I shagged your brother, your best friend, his best friend and your father!”
“I know,” i whispered “That’s why I poisoned you, you bitch, now close your fuckin eyes”

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