My mother hasn’t got long to live

The Mrs phoned me today and said, “You’d better come to the hospital, my mother hasn’t got long to live, she could be dead by Sunday!” I replied “But Man U are playing liverpool” She said “Record it and watch it later.” You should have seen her fucking face when I turned up at the hospital with a camcorder and tripod!

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