My husband was in hospital dying joke

My husband was in the hospital dying. I was sitting by his bedside the whole time. In a very tired voice he said… “Theres something I must confess to you.” “Shhhh” I said, “theres nothing to confess, everything’s going to be alright.” “No, I must die in peace. Im sorry but I had sex with your sister, your best friend, your cousin and your mother!” “I know,” I whispered. “Thats why I poisoned you. Now close your eyes!!”


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