Ms Robinson went out into her backyard to do some gardening

Old Ms.Robinson went out into her backyard to do some gardening when she heard some noise coming from the yard next door. She peered over the fence and saw that her neighbor’s little daughter was digging a hole. “Sally what are you doing with that shovel?” asked Ms.Robinson. “My goldfish died, so I’m burying him.” replied young Sally. “Oh that’s tragic. I’m very sorry for your loss. But why are you digging such a big hole for your goldfish?”.

“Because your goddamn cat ate it!”

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