Lose 5kg in a week!

A fat man saw “lose 5kg in a week” in a newspaper. He calls the company and a lady says “be ready tomorrow at 6am.”

The next morning he opens the door and finds a hot babe with just shoes, undergarmnts and shirt saying “u catch me, u fuck me!” and the girl starts running. He starts running but doesnt catch her.During the whole week he tried to catch her but couldnt. However he loses 5 kg.

He then asks for the 10kg program. Next morning at 6 he opens the door and sees an even hotter babe in shoes, thong & a topless sayin “u catch me u fuck me”. He loses 10 kg that week.

So he thought this program is awesome! Lets try the 25 kg! So he asked for the 25 kg but the lady said “Are u sure? its really tough”.

he said “YES!”

Next day at 6am he opens the door, he finds a big hairy gay man in jus underwear saying “If I catch u, I will fuck u!’

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