Lmfao wife wins this one LOL – husband and wife jokes

A couple was in bed, and the husband starts fondling his wife’s tits and says, “if these could produce milk, we could get rid of the cow.” Then he moves his fingers down to her pussy and says, “If this could lay eggs, we could get rid of the chicken.” Annoyed, the wife grabs his dick and says, “If this could stay hard, we could get rid of your brother.”

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