Little johnny gets frustrated

Little Johnny’s Teacher says – whoever can answer the following questions can have a half day from school. Who said “…ask not what your country can do for you” – before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy shouts “John F Kennedy” Teacher says “very good, Nancy, you can go” Teacher asks “who said – I have a dream” – before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary shouts – “Martin Luther King” Teacher says very good Mary, you can go” Johnny is raging & just as teacher turns her back Johnny says “I wish those two fucking slags would have kept their fucking mouths shut” Teacher looks & says “who said that” Johnny replies “Wayne Rooney – see you tomorrow!”

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