Little Johnney asks mum for twenty dollars

“Hey, Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “can you give me twenty dollars?”

“Certainly not!” answered his mother.

“If you do,” Little Johnny went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”

His mother’s ears perked up, grabbed her purse and she handed over the money. “Well? what did he say?”
“He said, ‘Hey, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'”

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