Kicking animals joke

One day a little boy woke up and sat down at the kitchen table expecting breakfast. However, his mother told him that he couldn’t have any breakfast until he finished his chores. So, a little annoyed, the boy decided to take it out to do his chores.

When he went to milk the cow, he kicked it. When he went to collect the eggs, he kicked a chicken and when he went to feed the pigs, he kicked a pig.

When the little boy eventually sits down, his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. “Where is the bacon, eggs and milk?” asks the little boy. His mother replies, “I saw you kick the cow, so you don’t get any milk; I saw you kick a chicken so you don’t get eggs; and I saw you kick a pig so you don’t get any bacon!”

Just as she finishes saying this, the boy’s father comes down the stairs and kicks the cat. The little boy looks up at his mother and asks, “Do you want to tell him, or should I?”

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