If my body was a car

If my body was a car, I would be trading it in for a newer model I’ve got bumps, dents, scratches and my headlights are out of focus. My gearbox is seizing up and it takes me hours to reach maximum speed, I overheat for no reason. And every time I sneeze, cough or laugh either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!


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