Granny in a nursing home – Sick joke

A man visits his granny in the nursing home. When he arrives, she is asleep, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, watches television and eats some peanuts from a bowl on the table. Eventually, the granny wakes up, and her grandson realizes he’s absentmindedly finished all the peanuts bowl. “I’m so sorry, granny, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!” “That’s okay, dear,” granny replied. “After I’ve sucked all the chocolate off, I don’t like them anyway.”

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