Granny in a nursing home

A family took Granny to a nursing home. The nurses sit her in a chair by the window. She slowly starts to lean over to one side. Two attentive nurses straighten her up. She starts to tilt to the other side.The nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning.

The family arrive and ask “Are they treating you alright?”, “Its pretty nice” Granny replies, “except the bastards won’t let you fart!”

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