God visits a man and tells him

God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into heaven… The man says he’ll try.. God visits the man a week later to see how he’s getting on.. “Not bad” says the man, “I’ve given up smoking and drinking but when the wife bent over the freezer I had to fuck her up the arse”..They dont like that in heaven replies God.. The man says “They’re not too fuckin happy about it in Asda either!”

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