Girl asks is there mummy and daddy long legs

Little girl in the garden asks Daddy, “Is that a mummy-longlegs underneath that daddy-longlegs?” Dad says, “No sweetie, there are no mummy-longlegs, only daddy-longlegs.” Dad felt proud of her inquisitive mind until she stamps on them both saying, “We’ll have none of that gay shit in our fucking garden!”

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