Funny short jokes

The wife is pissed off with me again…. Last night while she was fast asleep I gently swapped her Tampax for a party popper, leaving the string hanging out just enough for her to pull. Honestly no fucking sense of humor what so ever!!

My Wife had one of those near death experiences last night, stupid bitch thought she could hoover while the football was on!

3 inch – unsatisfied, 4 inch – I’ve had bigger, 5 inch – Good, 6 inch – About right, 8 inch – Perfect, 10 inch – my insides hurt, 12 inch – I’m stuffed and This is how I rate Pizza.

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