If you like funny quotes 2017 then you will love this post, here is a wide range of funny quotes found across the internet and google images in 2017…
Funny quotes 2017 from the internet:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny way of teaching us that lesson over and over again.
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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