Funny obama joke

Near Fredericksburg, Texas where there is a large German-speaking population. A farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Farmer shouted, “Trim dax wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.” (Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows have shit in it.)

The man shouted back, “I’m from Illinois and just down here campaigning for Obama, so I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”

The farmer replied, “Use two hands, you’ll get more.”

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