Funny marriage jokes

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 7.30pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. Wife: My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, Im still in my pajamas and I cant be bothered with cooking tonight! Why the hell did you bring him home? Husband: Because hes thinking of getting married and I promised him a demo!

Funny marriage jokes

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