Funny marriage jokes

An old lady and old man are celebrating their 70 year anniversary with a quiet breakfast. The old lady looks up from the table and tells her husband “After 70 years of bliss, you still manage to get me all hot and bothered when I look at you”. The husband looks up and smiles. He responds to his loving wife “That may be true, or the fact your tits are sitting in your oatmeal”!

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