Funny little johnny jokes

Little Johnny was sleeping in bed when his mother called out: “Rise and shine, Johnny! Time to wake up!” Johnny shouted back: “Five more minutes, Mom!” His mother decided to allow him the extra five minutes and started cooking breakfast. Five minutes later, Little Johnny went downstairs into the kitchen crying his eyes out. “Whats the matter, Johnny?” his mother asked. “I had a wet dream last night,” he sobbed. “Oh” said his mother, surprised but keeping her composure. “Well, thats nothing to cry over, is it?” “Yes, it is!” said Little Johnny. “Now if anyone asks me what was the first thing I said after my first orgasm, ll have to them: “Five more minutes, Mom!”

Funny little johnny jokes

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