Funny jokes – Cop pulls over a man

*Cop pulls over a man*

“Sir I’d like you to take this breathalyzer test”

Man: “I can’t, I have asthma, I might have an attack”

Cop: “Then I need you to take a blood sample”

Man: “No sir, I’m a hemophiliac, I might bleed to death”

Cop: “Ok, ill need a pee sample”

Man: “I can’t do that either officer, I’m a diabetic, I might get low blood sugar”

Cop: “Fine, just walk this line”

Man: “I cant”

Cop: “Why?”

Man: “Because I’m drunk”

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