Funny jokes – Accountant joke

A WOMAN WALKS INTO AN ACCOUNTANT’S OFFICE AND TELLS HIM THAT SHE NEEDS TO FILE HER TAX RETURN. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.” He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. and then asks,” What is your occupation?” “I’m a prostitute,” she says. The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, “Let us try to rephrase that.”
The woman says, “OK, I ‘ m a high-end call girl”. “No, that still won’t work. Try again.” They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?” “Well, I raised 650 cocks last year.” “Chicken Farmer it is.”

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