Funny Fireman Jokes

A fireman was at the station house when he noticed a little girl next door. She was in a little red wagon with little ladders hanging off the side. She was wearing a fireman’s hat and had the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman asked her, “Hey little girl. What are you doing?” She said, “I’m pretending to be a fireman and this is my firetruck.” The fireman walked over to take a close look then said, “Little girl, that sure is a nice firetruck.” She said, “Thank you Mister.” The fireman look a little bit more closer and noticed that the little girl had tied the dog to the wagon by it’s testicles. The fireman said, “Little girl, I sure don’t want to tell you how to run your firetruck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog’s neck, I think you could go faster.” The little girl said, “You’re probably right Mister. But then I wouldn’t have a siren.”

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