Funny breakfast jokes

Funny breakfast jokes

A 7 year old and 4 year old are in their bedroom. “You know what” says 7 year old “I think its time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast Ill swear first then you”. “OK” says 4 year old. Mum asks 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. “Ill have coco pops, bitch”. Whack, he flew out of his chair crying his eyes out. Mum looked at 4 year old and said sternly “And what do you want?” “Dunno but it wont be fucking coco pops.”

Funny breakfast jokes

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