Funny blow job joke

On my birthday, I get a blowjob. On our anniversary, I get a blowjob. On Valentine’s Day, I get a blowjob. At Christmas, I get a blowjob. So at every major celebratory occasion, I get a blowjob. I flop my penis out at the mother-in-law’s funeral and all of a sudden I’m insensitive.

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