Fireman joke

A fireman was at the station when he noticed a little girl next door. She was in a little red wagon with little ladder hanging off the sides. She was wearing a fireman’s hat and had a dog tied to the wagon. He yelled, “Hey little girl, what are you doing?” She said, “I’m pretending to be a fireman and this is my firetruck.” The fireman walked closer and said, “That sure is a nice firetruck.” She said, “Thanks Mister.” The fireman move a bit closer to get a better look and he noticed that the little girl had tied the dog to the wagon by it’s scrotum. The fireman said, “I don’t want to tell you how to run your firetruck, but if you were to tie the rope around the dog’s neck, I think you could go faster.” The little girl replied, “You’re probably right Mister. But then, I wouldn’t have a siren.”

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