Chinese guy comes into the pub – funny jokes


A Chinese guy comes into the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking, I said to him “Do you know any of those martial arts liek Kung Fu, Ju-jitsu or Karate?” He says “Why da fuk you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinese?” “No” I said, “Its because you’re drinking my fucking beer!”


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