Category: Funny yo mama memes, jokes and pictures

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Collection of Funny Jokes

How come I can’t get a mobile reception in my house, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afghanistan?

I woke up this morning at 8 and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing!.
I panicked. I didn’t know what to do…………………Then I remembered the pub serves breakfast until 11.30.

Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her!
Yo mama so poor when I went to rob her house I went in the front door and tripped out the back.

Hello I’m at A & E.
Just a quick word of warning….
The Dyson Ball Cleaner is not what you think it is !!!

I have just fully charged my IPhone, let’s see how long the batter…………