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Teacher says to the class
“Tell me a word beginning with “A”
Billy says “Arse”.
He gets told off and the teacher then asks for a word beginning with “B”.
Jenny says “Bollocks”.
Again she gets told off.
The teacher decides to leave out “C” for obvious reasons and asks for a word beginning with “D”.
Johnney calls out “Dwarf”.
The teacher congratulates him and asks what a Dwarf is.
Johnney replies “A short arsed cunt with massive bollocks and a cock that touches the floor”!